The word used to describe the changes in your facial appearance as you age. mainly including the flappy neckskin that begins to protrude making the chin seem invisible
Hex: I hope you don't have Alidommaxsolshafalmkskablipuemerpoldusophexfivipjpavenephobia.
Random ass person: I do ;-;
Hex: You better get the fuk out of here
a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.