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Ali taha
Ali taha by Piquemnm12 October 29, 2022
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Taha " Advis " Ali
A rare, bald breed of gym-bro who splits his time equally between hitting PRs and hitting ceiling-shot musty flicks in Rocket League. Taha "Advis" Ali is a walking contradiction: one minute he’s giving off intense, bald Jeffrey Dahmer energy while screaming "What a save!" at a monitor, and the next he’s aggressively swiping through 45 tabs of muscle mommy thirst traps.
But beneath the chaotic exterior and the terrifyingly intense gym stares lies the ultimate plot twist: he is a genuinely wholesome, respectful, and loving guy. He is the exact type of stand-up gentleman you’d happily let your daughter date, mostly because he treats people with absolute respect, but also because he turns into a complete puddle of mush around cats. He will deadlift 500 pounds and then immediately use a baby voice to talk to a stray kitten.
But beneath the chaotic exterior and the terrifyingly intense gym stares lies the ultimate plot twist: he is a genuinely wholesome, respectful, and loving guy. He is the exact type of stand-up gentleman you’d happily let your daughter date, mostly because he treats people with absolute respect, but also because he turns into a complete puddle of mush around cats. He will deadlift 500 pounds and then immediately use a baby voice to talk to a stray kitten.
“Taha " Advis " Ali looked like a bald Jeffrey Dahmer last night grinding Rocket League, but then a cat walked into the room, and he completely melted into a sweet, wholesome angel.”
“Don’t let the muscle mommy obsession fool you; Advis is so respectful and nice he’s literally the guy you want your daughter to bring home to dinner.”
“Don’t let the muscle mommy obsession fool you; Advis is so respectful and nice he’s literally the guy you want your daughter to bring home to dinner.”
Taha " Advis " Ali by CornyShone30 May 30, 2026
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