Skip to main content
Tall man with 12 inch horse cock, strong as fuck, has a mole on his nose and built like a beast
Ohh my God that's Alfen
Alfen by D Double Drake November 22, 2021
Related Words
Alfen Alfensive alfenyan alden alen alena Aleena Alfin aleni alfina

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021
She’s a a boss ass bitch. Will love you and care for you but if you fuck her over she will beat your ass.
Alentin is beautiful.

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021
Alena will be one of your favorite people. She’s honest, loving, funny, sexy, dependable, caring, and even more. She’s easy to fall in love with once you look into her eyes, and she falls in love even easier. You can always trust Alena. She’ll keep secerets till the end of time, be straight forward with you, and always will have your back in any situation. Alena’s make amazing best friends, although they may be quiet at first, once you really get to know them you will see how amazing they really are.
Thank you so much Alena!”
Alena by Stranger in the Light October 17, 2018