alexander bell

TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.

He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.

alexander bell by Dave Sheedy September 2, 2006

Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face [right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

Alexander Bell by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

Alexander Clam Bell 

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

Alexander Clam Bell by Untaken name October 29, 2023

The Alexander Graham Bell

The AGB (Alexander Graham Bell) (noun, slang) is a nickname for the vertical 69 position, referencing the inventor of the telephone because both sexually engaged partners are transmitting signals, by a female partner putting her mouth around the male partners penis, and the male partner putting their tongue into the female partner’s vagina. As well, they are arranged in an upright position resembling Alexander Graham Bell’s telephone.

“Yo Tally, put her in the Alexander Graham Bell. “

The Alexander Graham Bell by Teddy A**** May 14, 2026