The man of all men. The man, the myth, the Alex. He exists to exist and some say he made God, making him the all-powerful; all knowing; all loving ultimate God of everything that is fucking sick. If you’re lucky enough to know an Alex White on a personal level, record and meme him.
Alex your typical gay white kid who lives in a land where he only likes ugly white girls, alex will be alex, alex can be gay at times he is also very skinny and is on the swim team because he can swim because he is white he only drinks starbucks and loves to eat anything white, like Cum cause he is gay the end
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.