Alex Seburn

A rather unattractive fellow that will tell you that he wants to destroy that pussy, but actually means he will give you three inches for 27 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you came

“Hi what’s your name?”

“I’m Alex Seburn”
“Gross”

by D-smoke December 6, 2019

Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

alex seburn

A dirty little slam pig that deserves everything he's got coming to him.

Alex Seburn has been caught by both his parents.

by Chefsgongiveittoya December 4, 2019