"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."
by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009
by louafsique July 5, 2020
When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
by Retired Farmer July 13, 2020
Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.)
by INDIExCORE October 28, 2005
When your parent or guardian suspects, or is currently on the lookout for any signs of marijuana use. This usually happens after getting caught by your parents.
Brian: "Can we chill at your house tonight?"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"
by phanatic1024 February 28, 2010
The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.
Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
by Reet Awwsum July 2, 2013