1) famous dictator in 300 B.C. that led the Swag Revolution in the underskirts of Africa against the Bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later assassination of that one chick from that one movie.
2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.
1) "Alanitus began to neuter all the African children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the Bloods."
2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"
Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"