Alekstalk 

The name of a fucking retard who gives directions to what will be your impending demise.

Guy 1: You know that guy called Alekstalk?
Guy 2: Oh, him! He gave me directions to which I was removed from this game!
Guy 1: My experience is like that, but instead I was sent to death row!
Guy 2: wHAT WHA-

Alekstalk by heccbro February 19, 2020

AwkStalk 

A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.

Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

AwkStalk by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011

arkstalke 

Apparently your the one to go stalking people in dark, or something like that.

Geez sometimes he/she acts like a arkstalke!

arkstalke by •Ocely• May 26, 2021