1 definition by ItsGonnaBeNeal

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To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.
Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours.
Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.
by ItsGonnaBeNeal January 27, 2008
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