Punch drink that sounds like it be alcohol, and illegal for those under 21, but it's not! coughcough..
by American Pie#2 May 26, 2009
Get the alchahol mug.1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number
2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes
3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.
4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes
3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.
4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006
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Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "
by Rag1987 June 12, 2020
Get the Alchohol mug.(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021
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Get the alchohol enthusiast mug.An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.
That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!
by Saltybtch September 18, 2019
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