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Albino monkey

It's a derogatory term to refer to a White guy or girl. Because White people are hairy like monkeys.
The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.
Native American - look at that ugly Albino monkey.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.
Albino monkey by Wolvess November 6, 2011
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Albino Monkey

A new, hurtful racial slur towards white people, which isn't because they are hairy like monkeys, but because they look like albino monkeys.
White Racist to Black Guy: "N****r".

Black Guy: *laughs* "At least I'm not an albino monkey"
Albino Monkey by JohnDoe123abc March 20, 2013

albino monkey

ginger “ your a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”
albino monkey by pur-pur March 29, 2023

albino monkey

have you seen an albino monkey before

you mean henry over there

HOLYYYYY SHUITTT
albino monkey by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023

albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)
furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”

albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth
cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

petite albino monkey 

a dirty white emo that acts like shes black but shes really just a morbidly obese white girl
"ur not funny u petite albino monkey."
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