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Albinko

The best guy in the whole world. Always has a smile on his face and a willingness to help anyone he can. A very attractive man both on the inside and outside.
Albinko to the rescue.
by bos22 May 21, 2011
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005
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Albino Justin Bieber

You can spot an AJB by their long, blond, Justin Bieber like hair. If they don't have a #10 jersey, it's not him
That Albino Justin Bieber isn't playing very well
by Albino Justin Bieber February 5, 2015
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Albino Peacock

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.
Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"
by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013
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albino koi

A tampon left floating like a dead fish in the toilet, usually left by dirty tramps with no bathroom wastebasket.
My roomate Missy left me an albino koi in the toilet, boy it sure did taste salty!
by michael lowe May 25, 2007
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Albino Porn

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.
Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!
by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019
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Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017
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