6 definitions by John the Savage

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John the Savage February 20, 2015

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John the Savage February 20, 2015

Daywank

A masturbation session that usually occurs during the day.

I had a to have a daywank yesterday because my girlfriend had left and gave me blueballs.

by John the Savage February 27, 2015

Daybate

A masturbation session that occurs during they day, simaler to a daywank, but with a more aggresive attitude.

I was very horny as my wife had been wearing nothing around the house, when she was not looking, I had a quick daybate.

by John the Savage February 27, 2015

Albs

A name commonly used to refer to Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"Hey lets go to Albs on Saturday."

by John the Savage December 18, 2013

BateBait

Sketchy, usually misleading, inaccurate or infected pornography pop-up advertisement that exists to tempt the masturbator into clicking on it. It is essentially a virus using pornography as a bait.

I am always tempted to click on batebait while masturbating, however, I find myself more attracted to the video I am watching than to the batebait. I am also aware of the consequences of clicking on batebait.

by John the Savage February 27, 2015