aquaqueef 

A gush of water escaping from the vaginal opening, following sex in a water filled environment, spreading the vulva like the parting of the Red Sea. It is typically accompanied by the dreaded "wet fart" sound, and the always mortifying "wet crotch" look.

After doggie style shower sex with her husband, Kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.

aquaqueef by Tgun April 29, 2014

Aquaqueef 

When a vagina is so loose that when you go swimming and she gets out, it's like a queef with water coming out

I went to the pool today, and this lady had the biggest aquaqueef

Aquaqueef by Randomname123410 May 25, 2017

Albaqueef 

A weird egg looking bitches last name who likes kids named Noah, Chris, and Gabriel.

Bob: I heard Albaqueef likes Noah West again?
Chris: I heard that too on jarm..

Albaqueef by afaigue November 20, 2019