alaskan stranger 

Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.

"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."

alaskan stranger by John Jackson III December 24, 2008

Alaskan Stranger

The act of letting your non-dominant hand get cold to the point of near frostbite and then using it to jerk yourself off, giving yourself the feel of a Stranger in the Great Wild North.

My buddy works in a freezer at a meat packing plant all day and right before lunch, you'll notice he takes off his left glove for ten minutes and then heads to the bathroom. He calls it an "Alaskan Stranger".

Alaskan Stranger by anonymous August 13, 2026

Alaskan Stranger

The act of letting your non-dominant hand get cold to the point of near frostbite and then using it to jerk yourself off, giving yourself the feel of a Stranger in the Great Wild North.

My buddy works in a freezer at a meat packing plant all day and right before lunch, you'll notice he takes off his left glove for ten minutes and then heads to the bathroom. He calls it an "Alaskan Stranger".

Alaskan Stranger by anonymous August 13, 2026