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Alaskan Doohickey

An object made when you take a shit into a boiling pot of sugar, let the sugar crystallize over your shit making a thin sugar layer. After it cools and hardens, you stick one end the sugar covered shit into your ass, and the other end in your best friend’s ass, you both then start going back and forth on it, bouncing into each other as you go. You do this until the sugar layer melts in your asses, leaving a sticking, but pleasing mess in your anuses.
Dude me and Jamal made an Alaskan Doohickey last night, you should make one some time
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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