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An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.
Oh man I hope I never have to eat an Alaskan Corndog.
by Jar Boy December 29, 2011
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When a guy shits into a girls booty hole. The girl then shits his shit into another girls vagina. The guy then proceeds to have sex with the 2nd girl. Once he comes into her shit filled vagina, the 1st girl eats the shit and cum out of the 2nd girls vagina. This is closely related to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dude, last night me sharon and tanya did the sweetest alaskan corndog.
by Mister Marx May 18, 2009
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When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog
by Xorak April 02, 2008
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An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017
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A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.
Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.
by LS223 February 10, 2017
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