by PainfulTruths October 22, 2017
by Botz January 7, 2015
by Natedogg420 April 2, 2007
The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006
by KilsOner September 12, 2009
when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
by Zerkiahh May 30, 2011
when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness
by stoutlover August 31, 2010