an attractive girl who is normally a very friendly person and many men chase her as she says shes single. What many miss is that she has a guy best friend that is like a brother to her, but they couple cuddle for hours and even go to bed. Normally has daddy issues and will defend her Alabaman ways for eternity.
adam: Man this girl I met is lovely, I wanna ask her out
Jacob: Holdup dude, shes an alabaman makayla, It aint gonna work out well
Jacob: Holdup dude, shes an alabaman makayla, It aint gonna work out well
by IDK what the hell Im here for July 20, 2023
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018
The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019