Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.
Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."
by quinmayne625 August 01, 2013
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