That homie of yours named Alek who is consistently on that frauding ass bullshit despite the advice of others.
Al-Fraud: “Fuck this shithole I’m moving back to Jersey. Philly is garbage and my car keeps getting destroyed. The traffic too — pure cancer!”
Everyone: “Have you tried not living in a Section 8 neighborhood, not parking on corners or not blocking people’s driveway? And the traffic, why not just get a job in the city and use public transportation? Perhaps with some prior planning you could enjoy living here like the rest of us.”
Al-Fraud: “Fuck all that this place is a shithole.”
Everybody: “Well partner, that’s where you got the name Al-Fraud!”
Al-Fraud: “I can still crash on you guys’ couch though, right?”
Everybody: “Rayne”
Everyone: “Have you tried not living in a Section 8 neighborhood, not parking on corners or not blocking people’s driveway? And the traffic, why not just get a job in the city and use public transportation? Perhaps with some prior planning you could enjoy living here like the rest of us.”
Al-Fraud: “Fuck all that this place is a shithole.”
Everybody: “Well partner, that’s where you got the name Al-Fraud!”
Al-Fraud: “I can still crash on you guys’ couch though, right?”
Everybody: “Rayne”
by RayneRichardson November 8, 2019