Akennyism

The ability to flip one’s script with a simple “well what had happened was”

Jamal: How could you leave her off of the family chat, she is your sister!
Kenny: Well, what had happened was…
Amanda: shouts insistently EVERYONE UNDER THE TABLE! It’s AKENNYISM

by Supervising adults October 15, 2022

Kennyism

The ability to be reborn again every new episode even though you were killed in the previous one. Basic immortality. Possibly due to alien genetic engineering.

Must be a South Park, Colorado resident, and be inrolled in grade school. Also must be named Kenny.

We all thought he died in the car crash, but his kennyism was strong and he was back in class on Monday.

by Youtellme73 July 17, 2017