by zakyu December 26, 2019
An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
by MisterMack February 20, 2018
by stotto July 24, 2010
Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)
by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003
by Me November 7, 2002
Jefferson Airplane is the kick ass.
by Gabe March 18, 2005
A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 6, 2011