airplane blonde

Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)

"All of these pornstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can't you tell?"

by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003

viej-ho

Noun(derived from Spanish word for old)-An older woman who tries to dress,act and flirt like she is a teenager.

"Catheryn's mom is a total viej-ho, that old bitch tried stealing my boyfriend!"

by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003