Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018

HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

Highjacking

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ

by Squawk_on_my_cob August 15, 2018

Highjacking

The act of inhaling smoke from a bong or spliff while masturbating. Whereby the goal to climax before exhaling.

Nunny was highjacking whilst watching Star Wars.

by Polomarko January 9, 2017

Highjacking

A word used to describe when someone is jacking off while smoking weed at the same time.

"Hey, I heard that guy the other day jacked off while being high!"

"Yeah man, he was highjacking for 50 minutes straight!"

by Ultimatum March 13, 2021

Highjacking

The act of masturbating on a plane.

Friend1: “does highjacking get you into the mile high club?”

Friend2: “no.”

by 231redneck October 19, 2022

date hijacking

When you're on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is snatched away by someone higher in the food chain.
Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.

At prom, Mark got his date hijacked by Juan. She came back when it was time to go and Mark had to drop her off in Butt Fuck Egypt.

by Bukkake Joe May 16, 2005