Airdump

noun a turd so long, one end sticks out of the water.

syn. JV Airdump - an airdump in the new, standard toilets that use less water.
syn. Wright Brothers - the rare feat of two airdumps in a single session, created by one individual.

Steve refused to take a shit for the entire duration of our cross-country drive. He despised public restrooms. It was inevitable when we got to our destination an airdump might be in the works, or maybe even a Wright Brothers if he was careful, but that was almost impossible.

by New Edina Bailey January 26, 2019

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airdump

When your fart smells like you shit in the air

Elaine: "What's that smell?"

Gary: "Joe took an airdump!"

by pingpong88 September 4, 2010

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dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

by jakoel May 13, 2011

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air dump

The act of taking a shit while holding yourself up on the top of a bathroom stall.

He surprised us by doing an air dump!

by KiaSessha April 28, 2006

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Air dump

Another word for a fart. This word accentuates the rather foul odor accompanied by the noise, as it closely resembles the presence of fecal matter. Cleanup may be required after expulsion.

I just took an air dump in the other room. I about vomited.

by PsvyXlone Aeon May 25, 2009

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