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noun a turd so long, one end sticks out of the water.

syn. JV Airdump - an airdump in the new, standard toilets that use less water.
syn. Wright Brothers - the rare feat of two airdumps in a single session, created by one individual.
Steve refused to take a shit for the entire duration of our cross-country drive. He despised public restrooms. It was inevitable when we got to our destination an airdump might be in the works, or maybe even a Wright Brothers if he was careful, but that was almost impossible.
Airdump by New Edina Bailey January 26, 2019
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When your fart smells like you shit in the air
Elaine: "What's that smell?"

Gary: "Joe took an airdump!"
airdump by pingpong88 September 4, 2010

dirty airpump 

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
dirty airpump by jakoel May 13, 2011

air dump 

The act of taking a shit while holding yourself up on the top of a bathroom stall.
He surprised us by doing an air dump!
air dump by KiaSessha April 28, 2006

Air dump 

Another word for a fart. This word accentuates the rather foul odor accompanied by the noise, as it closely resembles the presence of fecal matter. Cleanup may be required after expulsion.
I just took an air dump in the other room. I about vomited.
Air dump by PsvyXlone Aeon May 25, 2009

airpump mode

Recreating airpump motions with blow jobs, while making the "doooof dooof doooof" sound effect.
Me - "Damn Cindy came over the other day, and I put that bitch in airpump mode."

Homeboy - "That's what's up fool."
airpump mode by Gv Hood September 25, 2011

air dump 

To release air loudly from one's anus, usually makes a flubbery resonating sound.
Dude, I took an air dump on Nicole last night, haha serves that bitch right.
air dump by Zack Alv March 25, 2008
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