The Jackson Hole Air Force is the name for a group of men who were ducking the rope and skiing outside the ski resort boundry at the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in the years prior to such activities becoming legal.
The movie, "Swift. Silent. Deep" follows the groups founding members with in-depth interviews and epic skiing footage.
The movie, "Swift. Silent. Deep" follows the groups founding members with in-depth interviews and epic skiing footage.
The Jackson Hole Air Force is finally making a little money from their criminal skiing activity. God bless those bastards!
by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010
A politically correct program that was developed and currently being used in the U.S. Air Force. This program is to raise awareness of sexual assault and how intercede in a bad situation.
But in reality, this program is to encourage all Airmen to dispel any jokes and activities which raises morale. Airmen or NCOs who volunteered to be an instructor for this program usually are the very sensitive politically correct whiny bitches who needs a promotion bullet so they can get the Promote Now or Must Promote in their EPR. They never had any kind of fun because they're the Negative Nancys within their Squadron/Fligt. They call the cool people who loves to have fun and crack jokes within each other "Red Dots". However they can seem nice but they’re likely going to back stab their peers or airmen just to make rank.
But in reality, this program is to encourage all Airmen to dispel any jokes and activities which raises morale. Airmen or NCOs who volunteered to be an instructor for this program usually are the very sensitive politically correct whiny bitches who needs a promotion bullet so they can get the Promote Now or Must Promote in their EPR. They never had any kind of fun because they're the Negative Nancys within their Squadron/Fligt. They call the cool people who loves to have fun and crack jokes within each other "Red Dots". However they can seem nice but they’re likely going to back stab their peers or airmen just to make rank.
Red Dot Airman: Bacon can cure Islamic Fighters from being a suicide bomber.
Green Dot NCO: That's very offensive and it hurts my feelings. You're being a Red Dot. You need to go to Air Force Green Dot training so you can learn some manners.
Red Dot Airman: I see you need to lighten up Francis but whatever it takes to get the promotion.
Green Dot NCO: I will now schedule a Mass Air Force Green Dot Training after duty hours since you’re all being
problematic.
Red Dot Airman: This is why Morale in the Air Force isn’t Pretty Darn Good. You’re Toxic Leadership.
Green Dot NCO: That's very offensive and it hurts my feelings. You're being a Red Dot. You need to go to Air Force Green Dot training so you can learn some manners.
Red Dot Airman: I see you need to lighten up Francis but whatever it takes to get the promotion.
Green Dot NCO: I will now schedule a Mass Air Force Green Dot Training after duty hours since you’re all being
problematic.
Red Dot Airman: This is why Morale in the Air Force isn’t Pretty Darn Good. You’re Toxic Leadership.
by JCUSAF23 January 1, 2018
1.)Hottest mutha-fuckin shoes with the illest mutha-fucking materiaoo. Nelly wurrs them and they beez hot.when u cop dem , all da ladies beez like " look at that hot ass brotha in his gucci Err forces. Off Da Chain.
2.)yo when you be coppin dem shits it beez like madd craze. you get the air forces and a square of dat gucci then you take yo ass to the tailors and make his ass put that shit on your shoes. they only 170 bills playa. i got 2 purr of em.
3.) this defenition was brought to you by 2 white dudes
2.)yo when you be coppin dem shits it beez like madd craze. you get the air forces and a square of dat gucci then you take yo ass to the tailors and make his ass put that shit on your shoes. they only 170 bills playa. i got 2 purr of em.
3.) this defenition was brought to you by 2 white dudes
gucci air force ones are the illist fuckin shoes dat one playa couls cop. you can get that shit in all the newist and illist colaz
by shea gilly January 24, 2004
ANYONE I mean ANYONE wears this shoe (except for white men) are DANGEROUS. If you see someone with black air force 1s RUN. or at least be cautious they have committed crimes not even imaginable stay safe out there 🔥
by themenace2 June 9, 2023
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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
air force oath of enlistment
by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH October 28, 2008
A crazy ass nigga with no regard for his or other’s lives, This nigga will fight 10x harder than any other nigga, if it can be helped stay away from a nigga with black forces
by Kiswoo October 20, 2019