When a weird and irrelevant person sets the bar so low that everyone else appears elevated to a higher status.
Aiden effect in action
*Goofy sees hot girl*
Goofy: Hey baby cakes can I have your number?
Hot girl: uhhh no you look 14 and I have a BF
Goofy: *gets sad and leaves*
*Real Nigga enters*
Real Nigga: Yo I just saw that goofy nigga try and spit G hahaha what a liq
Hot girl: haha I know right
Real nigga: Ight well give me your numba hoe ima call you
Hot girl: hahaha oookkk
In any competition, when the receiver of second place or a runner-up ends up becoming more successful than the actual winner. This is open to interpretation, of course.
Typically associated with the case of Clay Aiken on American Idol, who didn't actually win, but who has become a more commonly-heard name than winner Ruben Studdard.
Billy ended up becoming a CEO, even though he got second place in the science fair in 4th grade. The first place winner, Paul, lives in his grandma's basement. This is an example of the Clay Aiken Effect.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.