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ahsana
Ahsana is great
Ahsana
Ahsana's are the most beautiful, kind, caring, and intellectual souls u will ever meet. They are family oriented and love their beloved unconditionally.
Highly reliable, charming and patient.
If you ever meet one dont ever let them go! They are 1 in a million.
Highly reliable, charming and patient.
If you ever meet one dont ever let them go! They are 1 in a million.
Ahsana by Infinity7310 June 22, 2022
Ahsan
The primary reason as to why women have wet dreams. Ahsan's are said to be the most handsome and sexiest individuals to exist on the planet. Once a female meets an Ahsan every single other potential male figure in her life becomes non-existent as she's trying to now desperately fuck the Ahsan instead. The moment an Ahsan looks a female in the eyes they instantly cause them to go insane with pleasure.
Girl 1: Jamal cheated on me again I honestly don't know what to do..
Girl 2: It's time for you to find an Ahsan they honestly rock your world.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
Girl 2: It's time for you to find an Ahsan they honestly rock your world.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
Ahsan by sexymunda123 October 3, 2020
Ahanu
The coolest guy on earth.
has humongous dick energy and has the horsepower of a lambo. Has 33 discord kittens and all of them are men
has humongous dick energy and has the horsepower of a lambo. Has 33 discord kittens and all of them are men
Ahanu by KittenTits819 November 23, 2022
Ahsan
The person who originated the first female wet dream. A prototypical genius, amazing at most tasks, and unparalleled in his sexual prowess.
Ahsan by the_technician November 28, 2012
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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