Rules governing socially acceptable behavior for AOL Instant Messenger.
Common infractions include: inappropriate timing of IM's, typing too many messages too quickly that causes the other IMer to become confused, using too many acronyms to comprehend, inappropriate comments about mothers, etc.
SN1: do you still have room in your car for <trip that is 2 weeks away and has no need to be answered any time soon>?
Auto Response from SN2: I am incredibly busy. Please do not IM me unless you have pressing matters that need to be discussed before 10 PM.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.