The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.