A rural area and town in the middle of no where with nowhere to go, nothing to do, and nothing to see. Poplulated with Tweakers, Hicks, Gamers,illegal immagrants, and horses. Only pluses to the whole place is that for some reason there's a Dairy Queen and quite a few meth labs.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"