Agu 

An annoying kid from new england with more friends than she deserves, likes to Tumblr.

Person 1: Agu hid in my ask box last night.
Person 2: You too?!

Agu by beingmatureisforweirdos January 7, 2012

agu 

a gang click were da coolest people from tulcingo city..mainly from New York and Houston.

all G united

agu...were tulcingo ppl at..?!

agu by AgU ppl March 18, 2008

Agu 

A 16 yrs old kid that lives in So cal. Also known for being really dumb at times (or at all times). Tends to laugh at dumb things and/or do dumb things.

Ur as dumb as Agu.
or
U PULLED AN AGU!

Agu by Jonthan May 18, 2004

Agu 

A human person that is hugely talented and a wonderful individual, known for having very good looks, charms and overall being absolutely amazing and kind.

Dudebro 1: Hey bro look at that chick she's totes rocking the curls and the glasses my man!

Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!

Agu by A. Hellatina September 25, 2018

Agu 

The name of a seal in azarashi sea paradise.

john: i love agu, he’s very cute
ellie: who?
john: only the most popular seal in azarashi sea paradise!

Agu by banny_is_better_than_bon November 3, 2022

agu 

a man that is known for licking feet

"my toes are so wet wtf?"
agu: mmmm that was so good 50 bucks please

agu by lovelypeachesmusic4eva100 November 27, 2024

AGU-guilt 

Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.

You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!

Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?

You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)

Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.

AGU-guilt by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010