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Abbreviation for "agriculture", popular among hipster farmers of the Appalachian Valley.
Hey Phil, you doing a kale crop this weekend?
Yeah bro, come over, everyone will be there. Dope agri and some local beer!
agri by Diiii January 29, 2018
Related Words
Agrim Agriculture agri slag Agrin agri Agril agri spec agriana agrima Agrinath
Male 16-24

Who wears polo shirts with Coller up
Dealer boots
Goes agricultural college and drives a fiesta with a CB arieal
That’ car is Agri Spec
Look he’s agri spec
agri spec by Burman1193 March 12, 2019
Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.
Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"
Agri-yob by Roo August 12, 2009

Agri lad 

The fittest lads going😍 never replies snaps, loves tractors more than you, someone to cab slag with, field dates, late nights watching the sunset at silage season and are just the best people in the world!
Townie boy “ wanna date?” Me: “ no I only like agri lads.”
Agri lad by Yllom October 21, 2020

agri slag 

A girl who thinks she’s a farmer because she wears fairfax and favour and sleeps with any one who drives a tractor… even contractors from Harper adams
Oh have you seen Amy’s recent insta post what an agri slag
agri slag by John snow September 18, 2023

agri chav 

Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it
Did you see that agri chav driving that John Deere what a poser
agri chav by John snow September 18, 2023