Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

Agnostic Satanist by Viqzen May 2, 2019

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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic but hates Christianity and lives by the philosophies of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible (hedonism).

I believe that I am the first Agnostic-Satanist.

Agnostic-Satanist by Epigone July 2, 2003

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Agnostic-Satanist

A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.

I am a Agnostic-Satanist, I support people who are Agnostic-Satanists, I support Agnostic-Satanism.

Agnostic-Satanist by K4!10V3SC10WN5 September 7, 2022

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Agnostic-Satanist

In other words, a complete moron.

The other definition speaks for itself.

Agnostic-Satanist by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.

I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.

Agnostic-Satanist by iamanas August 14, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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