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Agnostheist 

One who doesn’t believe in God, but really wishes there was one.

One who needs hope, but is realistic.
When you’re an atheist, but start leaning towards becoming agnostic because of a recent tragedy. Then you are an Agnostheist.
Agnostheist by RatsTAIL October 30, 2018
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Agnostheist 

A group of people religious in their agnostic standpoint, no matter what established science says. Typical cherrypickers of parts of a sentence to justify their religious beliefs (Just like flerfers, Quantum Eraser especially, do)
Steve is a real agnostheist, he holds only to his own definition of agnostic in a religious way.
Agnostheist by Globus Shilus May 21, 2020

Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.
Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche

angstheist

Someone who becomes an atheist because something bad happened in their lives, so they immediately think that a higher power couldn't have possibly been so mean/ heartless/ evil, so they don't exist.
Frank: Oh noes! I lost my little toe in a thrasher! There's no way that someone up there could've been so cruel, so there must not be anything there!

Bob: Stop being such an Angstheist!
angstheist by Griffler September 11, 2006

Angstheist

Someone who is an angsty atheist. Generally belittles religious people as being superstitious sheep and believes themself, and their god of science, intellectualism, randomness, and meaninglessness to be superior to the illogical superstitions of the confused masses of ignorant religious people.
Hey all you HoT Topic shopping, wrist cutting, Slipknot listening Angstheist.
Angstheist by Adino August 1, 2005

agnosthesia 

The state of not knowing how you really feel about something, which forces you to sift through clues hidden in your behaviour, as if you were some other person noticing a twist of acid in your voice, an obscene amount of effort put into something trifling, or a inexplicable weight on your shoulders that makes it difficult to get of bed.
In order to find out if he really has feelings, he does and analyze things about him when he is around her because of agnosthesia.
agnosthesia by Tmandurand March 1, 2022
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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