Aggressive driver

A person who:
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane

*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)

Aggressive driver by Dubiks May 13, 2019

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The Aggressive Truck Driver

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.

"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"

The Aggressive Truck Driver by Pusseather6980869 November 20, 2011

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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