Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

Age of Empires by Aliii May 1, 2006

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Age of Empires

A fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.

Age of Empires I/Rise of Rome Expansion-1997

Age of Empires II/Conquerors Expansion-1999

Age of Empires III-2006

Age of Empires by Taxman August 30, 2006

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Age of Empires IV

Age of Empires IV or AoE IV is the fourth PC game published by Xbox Game Studios for the series Age of Empires, it was released in October 2021.
It is a real-time strategy videogame (RTS) with 8 civilizations: The English, the Chinese, the Mongols, the Delhi Sultanate, the French, the Abbasid Dynasty, the Holy Roman Empire and the Rus.
Your goal is to create an economy and soldiers to fight the opponent and win the game.
You can play in single-player, completing the campaign, the skirmish, where you can play with other people, and the ranked games.

I'm playing Age of Empires IV!

Age of Empires IV by CompetitivePlayerOfAoE November 22, 2021

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Age of Empires 3

Sweetest game on the planet earth it Pwn's! but there are to many fucking NOOBS who ruin the game for everybody

NOOBS in Age of Empires 3=FAGS

Age of Empires 3 by Gregorchuk June 11, 2006

Age of Empires II DE:

AIDS

My friends and I are going to play Age of Empires II DE: (Literally just means AIDS)

Age of Empires II DE: by microlord March 22, 2023

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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