Agcent

The faint okie accent people of Kern County California have.

Person 1: "What are ammonds?"
Person 2: "He's talking about almonds, he just has a Bakersfield agcent."

by scoopdiddywhoop June 4, 2018

agentphilip07

agentphilip07 is the best person ever. He does all kinds of stuff online (on the internet), and is rich and famous. He makes and plays games. He has a lot of power online (on the internet). He is also very well-known everywhere.

agentphilip07 is the best person ever!

by J250174 May 2, 2023

accentool

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.

by Su42579 February 24, 2008

Agent of Fortune

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

accenture

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.

Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.

by James2008 August 1, 2008

reader's accent

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

double agent

Someone who is friends with 2 people/sides that don't like each other. And will share gossip from each side with the other.

I thought April was my friend but she told Erika I called her a cow. I think she's playing double agent.

by plastic hawaiian April 16, 2009