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The most amazing person in the world. A unique, one of a kind girl. Often brunette and funny. Agau’s are beautiful, very kind, smart, athletic, have a cute personality, and are keepers. She's understanding, an amazing friend to both girls and boys and she'll always have your back. She is one of the most beautiful people you will lay eyes on. She is outgoing, very funny (or tries to be), tall, and has a unique style. She is also very lovable, but can be awkward at times. She is the type of person you can easily get along with. She will be there to comfort her friends when they need it. She has a gift of discernment, meaning she knows when something is up. Agau’s ALWAYS have tea and are never afraid to spill even if it’s still boiling. She has a great voice, but is shy to show it to the world. She needs more confidence. Also, she can be very hyper at times. Even with her flaws, she is still perfect because the amount of flaws she has cannot compare to her flawlessness. She is always crushing on the same person that she knows she has no chance with. If you ever meet an Agau, don't let her go
Hi agau
Agau by User274752957 December 9, 2018
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Sensation of relaxation 5 seconds post defecation
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