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Aftersun 

Calum fears growing old. We can assume this is a natural fear for many 30-somethings. However, he seems even more haunted by it than many his age, because his life doesn’t seem to be going as he wants. He has money issues, has not particularly found his career, and seems to be haunted by regrets and bad memories.
“I can’t see myself at 40, to be honest. Surprised I made it to 30.”
Aftersun.
Aftersun by drug death June 6, 2024
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Aftersong 

That really bad song that comes after a great one on your playlist.
I was listening to some Linkin Park, then this horrible Aftersong by Madonna plays.
Aftersong by BuzzKillingTon December 19, 2008

Aftermunch 

The next meal after you have eaten a considerable amount food due to having the munchies.
Tommy - That party last night was super crazy, but I'm pretty hungry now.

Bennet - Yea man, same, I'm about to go schnag the aftermunch as soon as I get home.
Aftermunch by mraahh July 23, 2011

AfterSnack

After eating a very tasty meal, you belch and taste the deliciousness of what you just ate.
"Brrrrrrraaaaaaappppppppppppppppp" (apparent taste of BBQ). That was an awesome aftersnack!
AfterSnack by ScottNSean February 1, 2009
The act of continuing to gently lick and suck a dick after ejaculation has completed.
The blowjob was amazing but the aftersuck really made it stand out.
Aftersuck by Gramage March 8, 2018

aftersnooze 

When you are so tired you can't focus and your afternoon becomes an aftersnooze.
You’re forgiven, it’s Monday aftersnooze.
I worked so hard this morning I'm going to relax this aftersnooze.
Damn. I barely got anything done this aftersnooze.
When something really awesome happens but sometime after it happens you get a sucky feeling
Sunday night with him was great, but the next morning...major aftersuck
aftersuck by K_R January 23, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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