Aftersquirt

That extra bit of urine that seems to work it's way out when you go to tuck your junk back in.

Dude, I had to go change my pants, due to the aftersquirt I just had.

by lonestarjr January 16, 2013

Aftersquiff

The state of affairs after a large, drug-fuelled, squiffy night.

"There are cigarette butts and empty cans everywhere!"
"Yeah man, this is a pretty crazy aftersquiff..."

by antislime October 9, 2016

aftersquiff

(n) The state of affairs after a large, squiffy,, drug-fuelled night. Typically features cigarette burns on the carpet, half-drunk beer cans everywhere, and a confusing scent of both nostalgia and self-pity

"Woah man it's messy in here!"
"Yeah pretty crazy aftersquiff"

by cherylsquiffington September 19, 2016

aftersquish

Dentist toothbrush

The denstist used his aftersquish on me

by Lpver January 22, 2024