Affliction shirts 

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

Affliction shirts by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

Affliction T Shirt by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017