affairiversary

Date when you can celebrate the day you went behind the back of your ex-husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and fell in love with your true love.

Guy: Hey sweetheart! Today is our Affairiversary, the day we started fooling around together and fell in love.

Girl: Aww.. it was the best day of my life.

Friend-to-guy: So dude, what are you getting your girlfriend for your affairiversary?

affairiversary by LB Hampton <3 October 4, 2010

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Affairiversary

Similar to an anniversary, this is the date you found out your spouse was having an affair.

Happy second Affairiversary, bitch.

Affairiversary by K31th August 24, 2022

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affairiversary • Affairaversary

Affairaversary

When your affair last more than 6 month or one year.

Jen, happy affairaversary. Thanks for not telling my wife.

Tim and Janice are celebrating their one year affairaversary.

Affairaversary by RagetheStampede September 12, 2017

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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