affairiversary

Date when you can celebrate the day you went behind the back of your ex-husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and fell in love with your true love.

Guy: Hey sweetheart! Today is our Affairiversary, the day we started fooling around together and fell in love.

Girl: Aww.. it was the best day of my life.

Friend-to-guy: So dude, what are you getting your girlfriend for your affairiversary?

affairiversary by LB Hampton <3 October 4, 2010

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Affairiversary

Similar to an anniversary, this is the date you found out your spouse was having an affair.

Happy second Affairiversary, bitch.

Affairiversary by K31th August 24, 2022

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Related Words

affairiversary • Affairaversary

Affairaversary

When your affair last more than 6 month or one year.

Jen, happy affairaversary. Thanks for not telling my wife.

Tim and Janice are celebrating their one year affairaversary.

Affairaversary by RagetheStampede September 12, 2017

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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