affairiversary

Date when you can celebrate the day you went behind the back of your ex-husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and fell in love with your true love.

Guy: Hey sweetheart! Today is our Affairiversary, the day we started fooling around together and fell in love.

Girl: Aww.. it was the best day of my life.

Friend-to-guy: So dude, what are you getting your girlfriend for your affairiversary?

affairiversary by LB Hampton <3 October 4, 2010

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Affairiversary

Similar to an anniversary, this is the date you found out your spouse was having an affair.

Happy second Affairiversary, bitch.

Affairiversary by K31th August 24, 2022

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affairiversary • Affairaversary

Affairaversary

When your affair last more than 6 month or one year.

Jen, happy affairaversary. Thanks for not telling my wife.

Tim and Janice are celebrating their one year affairaversary.

Affairaversary by RagetheStampede September 12, 2017

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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