affairiversary

Date when you can celebrate the day you went behind the back of your ex-husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and fell in love with your true love.

Guy: Hey sweetheart! Today is our Affairiversary, the day we started fooling around together and fell in love.

Girl: Aww.. it was the best day of my life.

Friend-to-guy: So dude, what are you getting your girlfriend for your affairiversary?

by LB Hampton <3 October 4, 2010

Affairiversary

Similar to an anniversary, this is the date you found out your spouse was having an affair.

Happy second Affairiversary, bitch.

by K31th August 24, 2022