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Anonymoose

An anonymous moose.

You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.

But it will find you.

And it will moose you to death.
Jim: "Hey. What's the name of that moose?"

Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."

Jim: "Is it dangerous?"

Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."

Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"
Anonymoose by Muffin_Of_Doom5 September 16, 2009
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anonymouse 

A mouse that you haven't given a name to yet.
A: Here's my pet mouse.
B: Aww, cute. What's its name?
A: Dunno yet.
B: Ah, an anonymouse.
anonymouse by Tim XYZ November 9, 2003

anonymouse 

An anonymous being of the rodent persuasion.
"There's an anonymouse behind my dresser"
"Are you sure?"
anonymouse by Kenthar November 9, 2003

anonymouse 

Doctor: "You seem to have diarrhea."
Patient: "Damn, must have been the anonymouse."
anonymouse by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

anonymouse 

a word substition for anonymous because uneducated asses can't spell it right.
When u votehd for mee as teh uglyest persun in da clazz, whyy did yew check teh b0x taht saiz anonymouse?
anonymouse by britt November 10, 2003

anonymouse 

Mice that live under cupboards and in the walls because they don't want anyone to know who they are. wait, don't all mice do that?
Antonym- Micky Mouse
anonymouse by Domenique November 10, 2003