adviser 

Adviser is a fat cunt, who should get heart disease caused by eating way to many takeaways.
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)

Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!

"Mum whats for dinner"
"shut the fuck up Adviser you fat cunt"

adviser by xdmeme October 14, 2017

trip adviser 

a person whos not doing any kind of drugs but is their to make sure nobody does some stupid shit

1. yo I almost go arrested last night, but luckily my trip adviser mohammed was their to make sure i didn't steal that alpaca.
2. can you be my trip adviser? ive never done weed before, so im not sure what's going to happen

trip adviser by pink world October 13, 2019

Ass Adviser 

One who advises on ass.

Woman: Terry, how does my ass look to you?

Terry the Ass Adviser: The upper cortex is under developed and lumpy. Also, the mid level curvature is lacking in hemispherical properties. Your inferior gluteus essentially drops into your hamstrings with absolutely no transition. My prognosis is that you have a typical white woman's ass.

Ass Adviser by Dr Hotjointz May 8, 2009

Service Advisor 

Helps people at the dealership when they are having car problems.

Service Advisor works long hours, gets paid very little, and takes the blame for everything.

Service Advisor by dcdlrjrcp October 9, 2009

Service advisor 

Worst possible job in a dealership in which everything is your fault, people curse you daily and your coworkers are worthless.

Hey man lets go fuck with a service advisor today and make his job even harder than it already is!

Service advisor by Johnjingle August 31, 2013

ill advised 

When something is not wise or prudent.

“I met this girl on the internet she said come chill around her way tonight.”
“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”

ill advised by Nadidoug October 23, 2017

spiritual advisor 

Another term for bartender.

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."

spiritual advisor by vegasrew April 25, 2007