Adult juices

A synonym for alcoholic beverages, I guess? Y'know how kids drink juice? It's like juice, but for adults.

"I want some adult juices!"
"You nasty f**k!"
"No, I meant juice for adults!"

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

Adult juice

Wine! Anywhere, anytime! Simply fine!

Oh it's only nine? Well I'll just have a glass of adult juice.

by Zaybay April 10, 2017

Adult Juicebox

The act of punching a straw through a fifth of alcohol and sipping it as if it were a juice box. Works best if the adult has childlike mentality and a casual drinking problem.

Feeling left out of the children's table as they all got juiceboxes, Nick proceeded to create his own Adult Juicebox to fit in.

by GroveStreetElite January 20, 2013

adult juice

a fancy word for coffee

I've been up all night and i got work today. gonna drink a whole pot of adult juice cuz now im so tired!

by nobody else here March 27, 2017