Adrian Gonzalez

A Mexican who plays football. A sexy motherfucker who gets all the girls. An Adrian can be your friend. A kind motherfucker with a bigass cock. An Adrian can take a punch to the liver. He usually likes black/mexican/Asian girls. He will rock you're world. Goes to the gym every day to impress the girls. Cares about his family most. His big cock can leave a girl full of cum. Don't mess with an Adrian when he's angry you don't like it when he's angry. An Adrian is a smartass who gets A and B on his report card. Gets dms from girls mostly evergday. Has a big pair of hairy ballsacks. Pretty tall. Shy in school. Takes shits in his house everyday. A big ass Mexican you don't wanna mess with. Farts in his room but not around the girls. Adrian is a fucking Mexican football player who has a big pair of ballsacks and gets the girls.

Girl 1: Have you seen that Mexican football player?

Girl 2: Yea Adrian Gonzalez with that big dick that fucked me.

Girl 3: Yea Adrian Gonzalez is my friend.

Adrian Gonzalez by marcusbitch June 3, 2019

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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